OK this is gunna be a long one to catch up...
OK this is gunna be a long one to catch up...since I havent updated in awhile...

So today I went to look for a new apartment to move into for fall, Because the place I live in now bites, im talkin end your life horrible. I was reading through poorly written, student reviews about the place I want to move into and almost instantly died laughing at this one fellow who was seemingly SO upset that he unquestionably soiled himself. He just kept incessantly writing negative reviews about the place under different names. Surely something severe must have happened to him for him to go to such extremes slandering this complex, but I will give him credit for being a creative writer. Heres a humorous, yet not so extreme, snipit of the hilarious comments he was making:

"Parking is a joke along with the mail. The badass fast and furious drivers in here are also insane. Cutting around corners almost smashing into your car. They get so close that you can actually stick your fist out of your car window and punch one of them in the face as they speed off on another daring adventure. All in all don't waste your money or your time in this piece. Go to your local homeless shelter for better service."

I actually "lol'ed" to that one. Oh well, I know people who live there that love it, so I think im gunna go for it. The bed rooms are bigger than what I presently call home, so I will have room for a bigger desk to put all my computer shit on and stuff. I wont be as cramped and I will have enough room to get freaky with GloriaChristine all over the place :-) (shes a wild one...adequate freaking room is not only convenient, its neccessary).

Im joining the UCF Formula SAE Team that builds and races race cars in national competitions. I will be tuning the engines and trying out to be a driver. (i think i got that)...Professional companies go to the national competitions and contact and recruit team members for careers in the field. (Im Stoked)

I was bored the other day and was reading through profiles on a rating site (Yes actually reading the profiles not just looking at pictures of skantily clad women and writing lewd, lecherous comments to them like you girls are used to getting on rating sites). One of the sections of the profile was reserved for you to write down your future goals. One profile I read said "To become a surgeon, and graduate highschool" ...this made me laugh...this was from a girl of course lol. This girls future goals actually inspired me to go through and change mine...mine now read "To become an astronaught, and learn how to read".

I've been talking to Gloria every night on the phone and I cant get enough of her; She's perfect for me. Shes goin to her Niece's prom tomorrow and I wish more than anything that I could be there to take her. I saw her in her dress and my jaw dropped.

How come no one is getting in on my Quarter Pirate Fake Community? Ill post my Quarter Pirate picture so yall know what to do.

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!